Why does England sucks at sports...?

Question

... I understand that they spend most of their time in the pub because it's raining all the time but that can't be the reason why they're not good at any other sport!!!

FQ: Croatia vs England.... should Croatia put their bench players this time so that England gets at least a chance on goal??

Answer 1

We have WORLD CHAMPION darts and pool players.

Answer 2

we want gold medals?...but we often dont sponsor the sports people...most of them have to go elsewhere for training at their own expense...

Answer 3

Hahaha

Getting criticism from a guy whose country has only won 1 silver and 1 bronze.

Handball is more significant than cycling, Warer Polo higher Profile than swimming.....hahahahahhahaha

Seriously though Croatia is a REALLY significant nation. Just name all those world famous Croatian inventions, and historical figures........and they have 4 MILLION PEOPLE.

I would certainly trade in my life in the UK (the 5th richest country in the world), for a life in Croatia (the 71st richest).!!!!

Answer 4

Haha, you do realise we INVENTED football? Without us, you wouldn't even have it. Plus we could kick your **** in rugby without even trying.  

Answer 5

let me guess... youre not a stand up comedian

if i react angrily will you come in your pants?  thought so

Answer 6

Water polo, don´t make me laugh. Handball a sport for basketball dropouts. Basketball a sport for players that are too good for handball and c**p and anything else.

Water polo more important than track and field. Handball more important than track and field. What a load of old bollox you come out with. Do yourself a favour remember where the words are supposed to come from! and it aint out of your harris.

Answer 7

our time will come......

Answer 8

Coz they're idiots my friend! They invented soccer and they're woeful at it, they're Premier League is the best in the world coz it's full of foreign players! ronaldo, torres, giggs, keane, alonso, babel etc etc

Answer 9

are you still married to your sister?

Does your mother still shave twice a day?

Answer 10

oh sorry, how many medals did we we win in the olypmics over the past 3 days?

Answer 11

Thank you, pls tell those losers to pls shut up, they have been making so much noise based on their golds from crapy events like cycling and rowing, its a shame really.

the basic problem in england is, they talk too much, too much  press ado, they hype things so more than they are. thanks to their riches, if not english league would have being the worst thing that happened to football.

england plays terrible football too. i hope capello can help now.

Answer 12

Very funny..... NOT

Answer 13

Let me....... guess, yes you are a stand up comedian bored are we? Cant think up a good question to ask? Obviously not.

Answer 14

RugbyWorld champs in 03 finalists in 07

football 5 Cham league finalists since05 winning it 2 times

Olympics 08, 12 golds from 350 athletes third (18 Aug ) in the medals table behind China and the US both nations have over 600 athletes(I know they are Brits not English )

Lewis Hamilton second in his first season on F1  

how many major sporting events have Crotian clubs, individuals or national sides exelled in recently

Answer 15

HAHA im laughing..... NOT

My friend England might have lost to Croatia but we didn't get knocked out out of the EURO by TURKEY! Malta managed 2 come 2-2 with them and Croatia loose 2 them!

Answer 16

ever heard of pub sports?

Answer 17

That wont probably work either....

Mainly because they all wanted to be indepent, meaning they all want to take the whole opponents team by themselves. No teamwork what so ever! and they think they are the @#$^ but in reality they are the opposite.

Answer 18

Look at the Olympic table and you will see how silly you look, where are Croatia? :D

Even if England went alone we would still cane Croatia in medals.