Why does Lil' Mama talk like a r****d?

Question

It's like she got into a car wreck and then went into a coma for several weeks and woke up and cant talk for **** anymore.

I went into my room to go take a c**p and was welcomed by the gibbering nonsense voice of Lil' Mama. I sat down, in an attempt to gain wisdom from her words, but failed miserably.

And also, her lip gloss is far from poppin. She got an ugly mug, and I dont care how poppin your lip gloss is if all I hear is a caveman voice.

I'm pretty sure thats how a modern caveman would talk.

If cavemen walked the earth again, they would all flock to her.

I think George Bush could out-speak Lil' Mama.

And she's supposed to be giving advice but all she talks about is what she had for breakfast while riding on top of a car naked or something like that, idk.

Wow.

Answer 1

Idk who Lil' Mama is, but if she's a rapper then it's because she's constipated.  Listen to ANY rapper these days on the radio...  It sounds PAINFUL when they're 'singing', then all the sudden they'll ease up some like they just "let it go".   hahaha...  Personally I don't think much of rappers anyway, but honestly, next time you listen to some T-Paine or Kanye West...just think back to this answer.

-Tanner

Answer 2

cause she is a r****d.

sounds like someones doing the g-slide on her mouth.

Answer 3

she talks like a reterd cuz she is a r****d DUH!

Answer 4

maybe becuas eshe is a r****d..i dont think she is if she is but most people that i know that talk retarded are retarded..

Answer 5

She's got that swaggah that we can't explain!!!

Answer 6

she talks like that because she's not human.

Answer 7

I know she's so ridiculous, they could've atleast gotten a celebrity judge that's GOOD at dancing right now, like Chris Brown or something, she had one song that was like kinda popular...

Answer 8

it's her swagger man=]

a sense of style

ever heard of independence

or maybe;

unique

it's not like any other sound and if caught yer attention she must be doing her job man;;

get money=]

Answer 9

she does not talk like a r****d when i heard her talk i could understand every word and it didn't sound weird at all it might sound ghetto but that's all .

but if she does sound like a r****d then she is a r****d that probably makes a whole lot more money than you do. dont hate on her image cuz its better than urs she got swagg

Answer 10

Wow!  I'm going to take a wild guess that you don't like Lil' Mama.  lol.  I just thought she was trying to be like Paula Abdul.

Answer 11

because she is a r****d perhaps

Answer 12

"If it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck, then it's probably a duck."

She speaks like a r****d because she is one.

Answer 13

dude face it its lil mama ur just jealous she makes what you make ina year in a day that is, if you have a job listen to a milli lil mama freestyle

Answer 14

because she is a r****d. 'My lip gloss is popping all the boys keep stopping' BULLSPIT!!!! The only way that a boy will stop is if you wear a lowcut shirt or pants.

Answer 15

She talks like a r****d from all the drugs.

Answer 16

Because she is retarded! not to mention the way she dresses, but the way she talks and act. Honestly, she needs help!