Why does Nancy Reagan appear in my dreams and say bad things about Thighmasters and roofing tar?

Question

Why does Nancy Reagan appear in my dreams and say bad things about Thighmasters and roofing tar?

Answer 1

Could be you have a Rooster Thigh Fetish / either way, Richard Simmons? Gimme a break, pul-leeeeeze

Answer 2

Because you are suffering delusions brought upon by prodigious amounts of alcohol.  The 12 Steps of AA are not a staircase, my friend.

Answer 3

Don't eat any junk food before bed because sometimes you will get nightmares like that  

Answer 4

Nancy Reagan hates you.

Answer 5

Ouch!  I hope you having put the roofing tar on the thigh master before use!  I see a new warning label in the future!  

Answer 6

because Laura Bush is to busy keeping up with Barney...

Answer 7

Maybe Ms. Reagan had some odd experiences in her life....

Answer 8

Honestly, can anyone say anything good about roofing tar? And I'm sorry, but Suzanne Somers completely ruined thigh-specific fitness devices. Can you really blame Nancy?

Answer 9

I will NOT hear a bad thing about a thighmaster.  By God, I'm usually using one when I'm on here.  

Answer 10

Because Nancy is troubled because her thighs are like sad and withered turkey cutlets and no longer possess the strength to clench onto a Thighmaster.

The roofing tar upsets her because she knows little children like to smell it and get high, and they don't know how to Just Say NO!

Answer 11

She wants you to consult with an astrologer. The answer is in the stars. She misses the Gipper and you are the next best thing. Be careful though. If she appears in your dreams often enough you might come down with Alzheimer's Disease and decide to run for president.