Question:

Why does Teddy Kennedy sound so incoherent tonight?

by | earlier

0 LIKES Like UnLike

how many shots of scotch has he taken?

Tags:

Report

Answer The Question I've Same Question Too

Follow Question

22 ANSWERS

Sort By: Date | Rating

at the risk of offending the libs... oh wait I live for that. He's liquored up like he has been every day of his life. The world will be a better place when that clan finally dies off.

Of course all the liberal hypocrites in here espousing how 'cruel' it is to talk about teddy are the same ones that were decrying Sen. Helms and making light of his death a few weeks ago.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
We are wasting our time mindless Republicans have no shame!

I hope the mockers all get cancer in the same way!

I pray that God punish you all, if you don't go to h**l first!

So much for consevative Morals.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Lots of toasts in here...

2008 Democrat National Convention

Schedule of Events

7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING

7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore

8:15 pm g*y WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and

Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND -

Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn

11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard

Dean

12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by

Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Cheek said it best. I can't add to that. He has the best answer.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Something is the matter with people who would criticize the coherence of a man who is dying from brain cancer. I wonder how you would sound under similar circumstances.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Silly republicans. Anin't nobody mad but Satan!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
He has brain cancer idiot.

Edit: I think we all know what the Republicans are made of now.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
He's drunk, as usual.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
He has brain cancer.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
I love Cheek's answer. Close to being correct.

Well, we all know Teddy loves his booze. But

he's had a rough illness lately, so we'll forgive

him this one time.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
The man is dying. This is his last hoorah !
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Parading him out is embarrassing for all concerned.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
It is past 5:00PM EST. Usually at this time in east coast time, he has already had a few shots of scotch. So he figure he has an additional 2 hours of drinking.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
The same reason he is supporting Baracka. Duh,.. he has brain cancer. Believe me I've seen him in the bars in West Palm Beach and he can hold his liquor.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
It's always fun to make fun of a dying man!!!

You should be ashamed.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
That was embarrassing. He sounded just like Byrd in his, "Dear, Dear, Dear, Ted" speech.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Yes of alcohol consumption. It happened before the brain tumor popped up.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
..Scotch. two pints.....

for a encore he'll be driving home a 20 year old page tonight.

EDIT: Relevant, the man is a murderer, he is getting what he deserves, hopefully Mary Jo is waiting for him behind that dark curtain to give his eternity no peace.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Its the grapefruit sized tumor in his head. Probably the one that was in there when he drank his booze forty years ago.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
him and Chris Dodd probably doin shooters
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Cheek.. I'll give you my 2 points for that answer. Lets have a toast!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Scotch and a dremel tool to the skull will do that for a guy.
Report (0) (0) | earlier