Why does a chicken cross the road?

Question

Why does a chicken cross the road?

Answer 1

To get to the parking lot after hours of shopping at SM City Mall.  I guess after all that shopping, the chicken will be well-"dressed" and will need to chill.

Answer 2

S.Freud said;

The chicken obviously was female and obviously

interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was

mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious,

selbstverstaendlich.

i say:

She wanted to escape from mcnuggets. and the other side had no jollynuggets.

Answer 3

to walk the chicks.

Answer 4

the same as we , dogs, cats & every living things cross the road not go ahead in one direction. that is life

Answer 5

to escape,hmmm fried chicken yum yum

Answer 6

The chicken crossed the road to show the possum that it could be done.

Answer 7

To see if grass is greener on the other side of the septic tank.

Answer 8

he's looking for hens to lay his eggs

Answer 9

To escape being turned into chiken adobo.

Answer 10

to be hit by a passing car

Answer 11

To go to the internet cafe where he can make answers on YAP

Answer 12

to know what's on the other side..

Answer 13

Must be a rooster trying to get to the chick across the street.  Hormones, Allan, raging hormones!

Answer 14

to look for food...

Answer 15

the chicken is a christian

Answer 16

'cause she's horny and wanna get laid

Answer 17

To get to the other side.

Answer 18

to leave the other side..

Answer 19

Because he can't fly.

Answer 20

Well in the Philippines I assume the chicken is trying to avoid being a "chicken ADOBO" victim.

Answer 21

Water hax.

Answer 22

To get away from her much older, balding, large bellied, australian so she could breath.....oh wait we are talking about chickens aren't we!

Answer 23

to get away from loud videoke