Why does everyone think aliens prefer to probe peoples anuses?

Question

I mean really does everyone who is abducted get a probe stuck up there or is that just a really weird urban legend or something?

Answer 1

You're HUMANS. You're fassinateing. They want to see how the human body works, and since we BREATH through our mouths, where is the largest hole in the body? Your butt!

Answer 2

People love to tell stories about scary things and for most of us there is nothing so scary as a "foriegn" intrusion into our bodies. If the stories were all about women then it would all be about vaginal rape, but the anal probe story makes it scary to men as well.

It's only fear-mongering, like so much in our culture.

Answer 3

It's just funnier that way  :)

Answer 4

i have probed a few anuses and trust me, it feels awsome

Answer 5

I once woke up after having strange dreams and my butt was sore.

Answer 6

The whole UFO phenomenon is an urban legend.  They coincidentally appeared right after our culture turned its eyes to space via the space race in the 50s.  Then, to extend the coincidence, there wasn't just one sighting but a rash of them.  And all of a sudden UFOs were everywhere.  Not only that, but they were all saucers, however none of them were identical in appearance.  (Haven't aliens discovered the assembly line and interchangeable parts?)

What's the next step after sighting a UFO, you know, to keep the myth alive?  Actual contact of course.  Not just friendly contact either.  To keep the fear and paranoia bubbling, humans are subjects to be probed, studied and made to feel inferior.  And of course only at night, only when cameras aren't present and only when no one else is around.  Because any civilization that travels across a galaxy is really afraid of our superior technology.  Are they shy?  Socially awkward?

Answer 7

I don't know,and I don't want to know.

Answer 8

Everyone gets a probe up there. The theory is that the aliens are either g*y or French. However, it is my personal belief that the colin is the heart of the soul, why do you think it feels so good to take a nice dump?

Answer 9

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sounds painful

Answer 10

I think its just a procedure, maybe its like check for a pulse where their from.

Answer 11

You can learn a lot about a persons health such as; parasites and diet from their innards. It's also referred to as a: Colonoscopy.

Answer 12

like we,they want so research us.

Answer 13

Uhmmm, no offense to Peter D's theory, but hasn't he heard or seen the cave paintings that depict spacecraft?  Way before the 50's folks.

My first thought was... why do aliens probe peoples anuses?  Maybe for the same reason paparazzi go through celebrity gargbage cans?  lol.  Okay, just a joke.

But probing anuses makes sense, in a way, anthropologists do it, they gather monkey f***s to study their diet and health.  The aliens just don't follow us around waiting for us to go poo.  They dig right in... so to speak.

And besides, I like to think it's a "job" to them.  Like, "Whatch doin today Flarkum?"

"Oh man, I gotta probe human anuses today.  Groan.  What about you Slooptidoo?"

"Oh, I gotta cut off cow lips."

"Yeah, we get all the sh*tty jobs while those other ones get to play music and perform the light shows.  Sigh."

Answer 14

They don't do that?

Answer 15

that's not true

Answer 16

It's the kind of thing we do to animals.

Answer 17

take it from me...dont ask too many questions regaurding...this subject...THEY ARE WATCHING US ALLL!!!