Why does everything I touch die!?!??

Question

Why does everything I touch die!?!??

Answer 1

What ? ? ?

What ? ? ?

Answer 2

Hey.  Cheer up little, little buddy.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gisele13/41...  

I mean that will never die, no matter what happens, so it can't be that bad.

Answer 3

Make some money and people happy with that one.  Touch a growth or a tumor and make it die!

Answer 4

don't fell bad I have the same luck but is not your fault thing die for a reason and you have nothing to do with it

Answer 5

You may be from an alternate reality or a parallel universe that causes unexpected results when you come into contact with items in this reality/universe.  

Answer 6

it shouldn't..unless you that dude in "Pushing Daisy's" i like that show..wait..what do you mean?

Answer 7

touch ur a s s lol jk