Why does free love cost so much?

Question

All my women without exception are totally commited to the concept of equality but still they insist that I should pay all their social expenses.

Sometimes they don't even deliver after I have footed the bill

Answer 1

That's because women have only ever been interested in equality when there's something in it for them.

Answer 2

I know what you mean, it's sexist to be honest(who gets to pull the card now?). According to John Tesh, whoever makes the date is the one to foot the bill, but we all know 99% of the time we're gonna get stuck with it.

Answer 3

It's all about feminism...equality means 'give as little as possible and take as much as you can'