Why does my Siamese cat enjoy Asian cuisine while watching Kung-Fu movies?

Question

Why does my Siamese cat enjoy Asian cuisine while watching Kung-Fu movies?

Answer 1

because he watched the movies"cats and dogs". he wants to be a secret agent ninja that parachutes in to fight dog agents.

Answer 2

Chuck Norris was making her sick.

Answer 3

jakie chan is awesome

Answer 4

that would be - because he/she does.  left to their own devices, because a cat wants to something is the reason the cat does whatever.  Mine likes baseball games and skating (like Stars on Ice) purrs

Answer 5

Stop stereotyping Siamese kitties. They have to put up with enough breedism from the rest of the feline community without you adding fuel to the fire.                

Answer 6

I think it's how you are perceiving it.  You shouldn't be feeding your cat any people food to begin with.  Plus, Siamese cats are not Chinese - they are from what used to be called Siam (now Thailand), so they are actually Thai-cats.  If anything, they would be into Muay-fighting not Kung Fu - and the cat would eat something like Chicken Satay (if the cat was allowed people food).  Enjoy your movie!

Answer 7

Because you feed your Siamese cat Asian cuisine while watching Kung-Fu movies.  If you feed your German Shepherd, German cuisine while watching German movies, it will enjoy itself, as well.

Please tell me you could've figured this one out by yourself.