Why does my breath smell like squirrels?

Question

Why does my breath smell like squirrels?

Answer 1

I really don't but I also really don't care...

Answer 2

LOL i dont even know what squirrels smell like. wanna fill me in?

Answer 3

you been sucking on to many nuts?

Answer 4

Youre stupid.

Oh well, 2 points for me.

Answer 5

Brush you teeth and lay off the squirrels.

Answer 6

.............wtf!

Answer 7

So, how close do you have to get to a squirrel to compare breath??

Answer 8

EWWWW.. You be NASTY!

Answer 9

gotta stop eatin squirrel!

Answer 10

Because trolls eat squirrels and have poor oral hygiene.

Answer 11

I never smelled a squirrel..but assume I would not want to smell one..

If this is a serious question it could be diet related.. maybe a good cleaning at the dentist could be of help..

Answer 12

I think the larger question is how do you know what squirrels smell like? You little squirrel sniffer you.