Why does my butt hurt?

Question

ok so ive been on the toilet for three hours and i cant p**p ive tried x lax but nothing. Now Im straining my butt what do I do???

Answer 1

Well, it can be possible that you just worked it out too hard. You know how if you run too long then your legs REALLY hurt and you don't want to move them? Well, same with your butt. Seeing as your butt is the largest muscle in your body ( I know it is funny right?) then it could just be sore from being worked out too much. Just walking too much can make your butt hurt.

Answer 2

ur constipated. u have to like shove something up your butt hole and put medicine up there if nothing else works. or get a perscription OR drink like a whole bottle of apple juice. ull c**p like no other

Answer 3

lol, seriously my friend told me he had the same problem you wrap your finger in tp and put it up your butt, then its like ultra expolosvie diarrea

Answer 4

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Answer 5

call me up, ill be right over haha! ew