Why does my stomach always hurt after I lather a piece of bread in jelly, microwave it, and then indulge?

Question

Is there something in jelly that can upset stomachs? Everytime I do this, although the food takes s00pa good, my entire chest and stomach feels as though an alien is about to burst out.

Answer 1

it could be the radiation from the microwave.  like on the movie the madalion, u should try to toast it instead of sticking it in the microwave.  there's a special toaster to do that.  the heat from the toaster and the microwave are two completely different sorces.  so you should try the toaster.  if that doesn't work, then i guess you'd have to take a lot of milk of magnesia or tums or rolaids to help get rid of the after burn.