What do you think he's vacuuming all the time?
He's probably mid to late 40's, lives alone, rarely has company, has no pets, and doesn't strike me as a clean freak when I see him around the apartments. He's not good looking but not o-my-god ugly either. Says "hi" to me just often enough to not seem too creepy by saying it too much or not enough.
Other clues: patio has a gas grill (newer): the old one looked really trashed and fire hazard-y! Patio cluttered with old, seemingly non-working bike, and a very weathered-til-gray wood shelving unit. Plus large plastic trash bags of something.
He vaccuums any time: I've heard him:
a) on weekend mornings
b) at 11:00 on weeknights
c) at 2:00 am
d) right this instant
It does seem to make sweeping sounds as if it's being pushed around the apartment and not just staying in one place (yeah, pervs, I already thought of THAT scenario).
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