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Why does my wife f**t every morning before breakfast?

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well i f**t every morning when i go sit on loo for my first pee of the day it must be the release of the gas built up in the night,just be thankful she doesn't follow through or do it when you are shopping and then blames you(that's what my partner does)
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This is the funniest question I've ever read on here. I have no idea why your wife farts every morning. Maybe she has some spicy dreams.
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cuase you jizzed up her bum bum
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Shes going back to the old habits she had before the Operation, when she was still called Roger............
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to put you off eating all the breakfast
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everybody does it
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Better than she f**t while you are having breakfast.
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a build up a wind in bed at night lol.
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She is giving you some of her love :-)
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Because if she didn't, she would explode...;D
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Umm......

I don't know but this question made me laugh my butt off....!!!!!!

Hahahahaha!!!

Sorry, I'm not much help... *cracks up*
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Because, unlike men, she can't vapor lock and the gas is free to fly!
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