Why does nobody want to tap the bearded lady dressed like santa at the g*y parade w/ a boa & a dancing monkey?

Question

look at my icon and you will understand.

*tear tear* =`[ *sniffle sniffle*

Answer 1

All the above answers have some merit, but what does this

question have to do with water sports?  How did it get here

in the first place?  Maybe in the correct category you could

get more reliable answers.

Answer 2

gosh, i dont know. i went to g*y pride in chicago and people in weirder getups than that were getting 'tapped'

Answer 3

Becuase lord only knows what she does with that monkey.

Answer 4

g*y parades should be outlawed.