Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay egg lmaoo

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Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay egg lmaoo

Answer 1

Rabbits "do it" like Weasels = Procreation.

Renewing of Life = Eggs.

Eggs = Birth.

Spring because everything returns in the spring. So all this stuff makes perfect sense......Ahem.

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Prepubescent children twirling ribbon around a tall, phallic-like totem.

So having a Rabbit (who gets laid quite frequently, and makes a reappearance in spring) plus Eggs doubles your chances of good fertility among Humans who buy into stuff like this. The children also help by doing their thing.

Long ago, people needed all the help they could get conceiving enough babies (that survived for more than a few days) to keep the population going.

All these things are Pagan Rites.

Hijacked by Christians for their own evil purposes.

  

Answer 2

To hide them from Jesus. ;)

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