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Why does the priest only get?

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A priest and a bus driver both died and went to heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them. He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door. There are about 50 acres of rolling hills with a little cottage on the knoll.

St. Peter turns to the priest and says, "This will be yours for eternity. A perfect little cottage, right next to a wishing well. Anything you wish on that wishing well will come true guarantied."

The priest says, "Oh, thank you so much. This I shall enjoy!"

St. Peter drops off the priest, goes back to the pearly gates and motions to the bus driver. They hop in a stretch limo and go out the front door. There are about 500 acres of land, with mountains and lakes and rivers. There is a huge castle on one of the mountains with

about 200 rooms. St. Peter says, "This will be yours for eternity. You can live in that castle with servants to wait on you hand and foot, and you can have everything you want."

The bus driver looks and St. Peter and says "Well, now, don't think I'm not grateful, but shouldn't the priest get all this, not me? Shouldn't I get the cottage and 50 acres instead?"

St. Peter just laughs and says, "The reason you get all this is because when the priest preached, everyone fell asleep. Now, when you drove your bus, people prayed!"

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  1. love it!


  2. lol

  3. lol!! so true especially on my school busses

  4. SO ******* HILARIOUS

  5. lmao, this was hilarious! In fact I know a few bus drivers like that, lol

  6. heard it b4 but it was a shorter version. this 1 was better

  7. hhaa haa   i havent heard that one before

  8. Poor priest, he was so boring, this is great stuff, keep them coming...!

  9. hilarious

  10. Lol so true it could be about my bus driver once my file almost fel out of the bus and he didn't even stop so i had to get it while he was going full speed around a roundabout

    and i fell off the bus twice. aren't i smart :)

  11. Lol never heard that before :)

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