Why doesn't England want absolute monarchy and public executions like centuries ago?

Question

Wouldn't it be interesting if Britain went back to hundreds and hundreds of years ago all over again, even before the Magna Carta?

Here are some steps to go back to.

1) Give the Church and the religion of the Crown absolute rule. If the King is protestant, then force conversion of all Catholics or exile them from the land. Expell all merchants, pagans, Jews, etc.

2) Allow lower classes of Englishmen to be serfs of the land and perform labor in exchange for food and housing.

3) Make it prohibited and completely unacceptable to voice ANY opposition to the views, ideas, ideologies, and statements of the Church and the Queen in the name of God. Anyone who has alternative ideas should be subject to decapitation by the King/Queen for sinful ambition.

4) Expell all British immigrants who immigrated from the West Indies, then recolonize them.

5) Attempt to re-obtain the 13 American colonies and discontinue recognition of a "United States of America."

6) Ban all British bands and all forms of music except for monophonic chants such as the "Gregorian Chant" and the music written by the ancient munks.

7) And finally, take back Scotland for England and if the Scots don't scream "Mercy England", chop their bodies into pieces and lay their remains on the 4 corners of the country.

What does Britain think of these policy recommendations?

Answer 1

Sad little man  

Answer 2

We are now in the EU. And this can never be allowed to a European State.

Answer 3

You spell using American English... so what business do you have with the way the UK is run?

There's this crazy idea called 'progress'... do you know of it? It means we don't have to live in the middle ages

Answer 4

Why don't we want absolute monarchy and public executions?

I think it was the executions thing that people got upset with...terribly difficult having a nice life when your head has been chopped off.

By the way, under your own rule (3) you are now subject to decapitation - you are expressing a view contrary to the current Queen's method of rule.

Answer 5

HA HA HA HA This is great, it takes a special sense of humor to write this, hope it lasts.

Not sure if #6 is the best one, band like Black Sabbath and Motorhead and s*x Pistols REALLY brought England to its knees!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOL

4) is cool and would actually bring wealth and prosperity back where it is sorely needed.

you will NEVER achieve #7. Not even the Romans managed the scots, they even build a wall to keep them out, why would you want to waste your time trying to get them to chant "Mercy England" they'll never do it. Nacht the Nacht, that's all they'd say to ya :)

I agree to all of it except keep the Guillotine in france and the Gallows Pole in the UK and I want to be the King:)