Why doesn't George W. Bush go on an F U tour across the U.S. before his term ends?

Question

He could schedule a tour where he could take Air Force One across the U.S. and stop off at all major cities and get the podium all set up and get all of the secret service agents out there and get a marching band ready and then he steps up to the podium and says, "F U!" That will be the only thing he says and then he hops back on the jet and he heads off to the next city. But cases and cases of rotten tomatoes will be waiting for the public and they could throw tomatoes at the jet takes off. Bush will provide the tomatoes.

Answer 1

Funny

Answer 2

he's been on this tour for the last 7 and a half years :(

Answer 3

Just to be boo-ed and humiliated ? That would be a fun trip for a clown.

Imagine, tap-dancing clown in a steel cage covered with rotten tomatoes and oranges....

Answer 4

He's too busy planning a tour extension via his hand-picked successor John McCain on the art of convincing the American People that being screwed is a GOOD THING.

Answer 5

We are already screwed by Bush!

Answer 6

Well, hate to break it to you, but he's been on this tour for nearly 8 years now.