Why doesn't anyone like my custom made wedding dress

Question

I wanted something original - so I custom ordered the dress and it looks lovely on!

No one likes it and I don't know why....

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Answer 1

It doesn't go with your bridesmaid dresses!  It does answer the question "how do I wear my hair for my wedding?"!

Answer 2

That dress looks like someone tried to make a fancy tampon.

Answer 3

Hi troll,

You will need that body condom because Everyone needs to be protected from you.

Answer 4

you are joking, right? lol

Answer 5

...hmmm.  

Answer 6

Well, maybe because it might remind people of a certain part of male anatomy...

Answer 7

well it looks like you found it in a x*x store . . . . . . .lol

Answer 8

I sincerely hope you're joking.

Answer 9

haha funny