Why don't Christian and Mormon girls seem to like me? ?

Question

Some of them are really hot - but the take one look at me as if I was Satan incarnate!

How can I get Christian & Mormon girls to like me better?

Answer 1

Try wearing long sleeves to cover your Pentagram tattoo.

And file down those horns on your head more than once a year...

Can I move in to Jingles basement when you move out?

Answer 2

If you're over 40 as you've said elsewhere, it could be that calling women 'girls' gets them to run a mile.  I know I would.

Answer 3

You are lucky?

Answer 4

It is in my opinion to just ask, I am a real shy person when it comes to asking people out but I can tell you this much, you'll never know until you ask.

Answer 5

(Sighs!)  Here's a star Halibut!  

Anything to help you hook up with someone and move out of my basement!!

"Troll" is ready to huck all your stuff out on the front lawn!!

Answer 6

I'm not really sure, but I can tell you this:  Find yourself a Jehovah's Witness girl, then refuse to convert.  She will NEVER leave you alone.

Good luck, hope this helped!

Answer 7

Aren't Christian and Mormon one in the same?  Kind of redundant..

Answer 8

what r u a jew?

Answer 9

Try carrying a bible with you in a backpack. And try saying god bless here and there. And tell them would want to wait for marriage to have s*x. And maybe take them on a date to church. They should fall all over you.