Why don't Hostess confectionary export Twinkies to Sydney, Australia?

Question

There are so many fat american b******s here, you'd think they would already stock them in Sydney

Answer 1

WTF is a twinkie?

Answer 2

Probably because Australia has seen a large move away from junk food in recent years.   A year or so ago Subway overtook Macdonalds as the chain with the most outlets in the country.      Taco Bell tried opening a couple of stores in Sydney and then pulled out completely when they didn't take off.    It could also just be that Australia isn't a big enough market for them them to try entering yet.  Though with the free trade agreement now in full swing, I am surprised they haven't tried.  After all, we can buy Oreos here now and other familiar American delicacies.