Why don't MLB put all the names of the players in a hat @ the start of the year and give the winner $1billion?

Question

The players could all put their name in a big hat at the start of the year and MLB could give that player $1 billion for that season. And the commissioner could present that player a big oversized check at the first game of the season in front of all of the fans. They could repeat this process every season too.

Answer 1

This makes absolutely no sense.

Answer 2

Why don't they put MY name in a hat and give ME one billion dollars?

Answer 3

This makes no sense what so ever.

Answer 4

What a wonderful idea. Lets just go ahead and give players that make millions per year another 1 billion.

Answer 5

this would be outrageous and a huge waste of money

Answer 6

What an intelligent suggestion...

Answer 7

They would never do this because for 1 billion dollars you could create a new Franchise.

Answer 8

That would be a big @$$ hat lol