Why don't bras come in more descriptive sizes like Nice, Handful, or Oh My God Those Are Huge?

Question

What words would best describe your bra

Answer 1

That would make them more convenient for men not women

Answer 2

"more than a mouthful is a waste"

Answer 3

according to princess it would be double dang!

Answer 4

ummm...Large Mosquito Bites but I really want them to be XL Sweater Puppies

Answer 5

lol, handful I guess.  

Answer 6

Come on, there has got to be a category slid in between 'handful' and 'Oh my God...' :p

Answer 7

Oh sort of like jock strap sizes.... nothing there, barley there and guess it'll do!

Answer 8

Mine would be " Alright, Busty malone!"

Answer 9

Once you become the most successful bra consultant ever, you can make up your own sizes. Mine might be best described as How Are Your Buttons Not Popping Off? (It's happened before, safety pins are life savers)

Answer 10

Heavy DDD's

Answer 11

ah, those over the shoulder boulder holders

it would be only fair to ask what sizes be called for the jock strap, or under the butt nut hut

Answer 12

Well that's how you guys would buy us girls a bra but you gotta remember that us girls are using a different Head to think than you guys ; )

Answer 13

Please....put back your "is that really a p***s?" underwear.....

Answer 14

They do...

A - Almost b***s

B - Barely b***s

C - Can't complain

D - Dang!

DD - Double dang!

E - Enormous

F - Fake

G - Get a reduction!

and H - Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Oh, and I can't complain!

Answer 15

My bra: Get off me, you are working my last nerve!

Answer 16

And Holy Christ those can't be real!  

Answer 17

haha.

Answer 18

DD: Double d**n!!!

Answer 19

Because in most cases one boob is a little bigger than the other...it would get confusing.

Answer 20

For the same reason mens undies don't come in Ginormous, Wiennie and tweezers...it's just wrong :)

Answer 21

They for the same reason our own underwear don't come in the sizes:

Micro

Child size

&

Eeeeughhh!

Edit: Didn't realize that 'Packers Rock' was thinking similarly.

Answer 22

Here we go AGAIN!!

Sounds great for a guy buying a bra but for US that would be really awkward.   "Miss, what size do you think I should wear...Nice, handful or OMG, those ARE HUGE?"  

Sandy  :O)

Answer 23

haha or "National Geographic b***s"  

Answer 24

My answer:  Take your idea up with Playtex.

Answer 25

do any of them come in more than a mouthful size?...if so, I'll take a couple of pairs...