Why don't men do Synchronised Swimming?

Question

I liked waterpolo

but I always

wanted to

be a synchronised swimmer

Upside down

twirling my legs

in the air

is not easy for a beginner

but I got in the pool

and I practiced

my drills

and I pinched

my nose

but I looked like a fool

How can I

do it

win it

not s***w it

why can't men do it?

Right from the beginning

this synchronised swimming

is really just bringing

me pain

from the grinning.

How do they do it?

muscles twisted

expressions vivid

oxegen depleted

this one piece

is squashing

my jewels.

Answer 1

Who would want to watch a bunch of men in speedo's stick their hairy legs in the air?

Answer 2

why are there no male cheerleaders? men instead of women cheering squad in NBA?

Answer 3

I'm still working on synchronized walking.

Answer 4

daimmmm i'd buy a ticket to see jack and icy in synchronous natatory choreography.

Answer 5

The duplicity of

synchronicity

lies in the ebb and

flow

physique and

ballet

aquatically

play

hand to hand

and toe

to

toe

graceful and

true

lithely and

rhythm

accept,

concept,

percept

dynamism

man to man

mate

to

mate

a new

sport

for a

spate

If a path be

not

shown

we......

blaze the

trail

on our......

own.....

;)

Answer 6

I also wondered why too it would be a cool sport, if you have a team happening or looking for guys to start one for training  I'd give it a go.

Answer 7

Jack has been on a team for some time, so rumor has it. Don't cry, Gaz. He did not tell me either. I had to have it thrown in my face while cruising utubes of well......um...men.

Answer 8

Wrong question!

I suggest

"Why do women do it?"

Answer 9

BECAUSE THEIR HEADS ARE TO BIG FOR THE SWIM-CAPS...lol

(((icy)))

Answer 10

the idea of synchronized swimming came from the old movies in the 1950 that featured Esther Williams who probably would have been an exceptional Olympian had it not been for WWII.

However Germany had something similar called floating competitions long before, They kind of looked like sky-diving exhibitions but just in the pool. Add all of that together with the grace of Ballet and Bingo Synchronized swimming.

Guys just wanna be down at the observation window just below water level.

Answer 11

You know what? I'd love to see a Men's synchronized swim team?

Are you all gonna wear the Darth Cheney masks instead of the swimcaps?

Let's see, the ideal team would have

Darth Cheney (with the mask, of course)

Run James Run

Icy Gazpacho

Jack (when he comes down from his sinus med high)

Bonsai Bobby (with that awesome hairdo of his, bummer, he'd have to cover it up)

Uncle (our lovable gorrilla whose name escapes me at the moment)

My liberated female self who is secure in her femininity is very excited at the EEOC possibilities!!