Why don't the AGW alarmists have real jobs?

Question

No because you are paid to lie.

Answer 1

I am an alarmist for the alarmist.

Answer 2

You can't work if the sky is falling.

Sure there are things that aren't good for you.

Pesticides on fruit.......Even organic fruit is bad for you.

That's why you have to wash both of them off.

People have lost all faith in the best antibiotic.

The immune system.

If you're not subjected to various things your body can't sustain illness.

And what's the remedy for the flu.....a shot of the flu virus.

In Santa Fe there a movement to ban use of laptops in coffee shops and restaurants........Because they're harming the other patrons and making them feel ill.

I do not kid about this.

Dr. Who

Answer 3

it requires work.  They don't want to work, and they don't want YOU to work.  The live off a government check and I really don't know who they think is going to foot that bill once they secede in putting the working man out.

Answer 4

I'm the Head Roaster at a gourmet peanut company. I'm sure that climate change is happening at an accelerated rate because of AGW.  

Now what?

Answer 5

I always wonder if they have a sense of humor.  They seem to have too much time on their hands since they seem to spend much of it worrying.  There is an old saying that those with nothing to eat have one problem and those with a lot to eat have lots of problems.  I think maybe alarmists are simply too well fed.

Answer 6

Well they probably do as advertising writers for the oil companies that fund the whole AGW scam to increase their profits. Has no one noticed that the more they hawk the scam the higher the price of oil climbs. The more real life scientists that join the denial side because they researched the AGW data and found it to be concocted and fraudulent the price of oil starts dropping. When everybody gets wise and quits doing business with the companies and organizations financially supporting the con the price of oil and food will eventually go back to market price instead of speculation price.

Answer 7

I'm an environmental health researcher.  I looked at global warming impacts on Southern US forest 15 years ago, and have taken advanced classes in the following: climatology, meteorology, ecology, soils, statistics, economics, geography, geology, forestry, public health,computer science.  I'm totally convinced it is a problem that should be taken seriously.

What about you?  Do you have any expertise in any science at all?

Answer 8

And what exactly do you do for a living?  Does someone pay you to troll Yahoo Answers all day?

Oh and yes, I actually have two jobs.  One is working with a group that promotes recycling and composting on the commercial level.  The other is a lab technician/supervisor at a chemical plant.

Answer 9

I'm an Environmental Scientist.  Is that real enough for you?

*edit* Actually I'm paid not to lie.  If I lie in one of my reports our company will be in huge trouble.

Randall - if there are PCBs and arsenic in your soil and drinking water, you really should care.

Answer 10

You mean like flipping burgers or mowing lawns?

I can't speak for anyone else, but I most assuredly have a job. It pays very well and gives me much freedom in my schedule.

And if I were someone pretending to be a Dr., I don't think I'd make any comments about others being paid to lie.

Answer 11

I work full time.

Answer 12

I'm sure Dana doesn't lie on his company's reports.

But that's not the point.

The point isn't whether expanding the highway by one lane will harm the leaf-litter bug.    

The point is, we shouldn't care.

Answer 13

If more people knew that AGW is not a crisis, and possibly completely false (look at temperature and CO2 in the Cambrian), most of them would LOSE their jobs.

The right thing to do is tell the truth - pretending AGW is the end of the world makes little scientist nobodies who will never have a place in history feel important.

Some people who got "Climate Science" degrees are finally realizing what a waste of money they are.

Answer 14

Ah, the last resort of the unarmed provocateur.  

The personal insult.

When you pass a homeless person do you sneer with some hearty contempt?  GET A JOB.

Oh, why don't you have a real job?