Why don't the men wear bikini briefs in beach volleyball?

Question

the women do, supposedly for valid reasons, like ease of movement. so why don't the men?

Answer 1

hahaha...because they look better in bikinis then men......lmaof

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Answer 2

Because that would be...ya know...really really g*y :P.  

That would turn me away from the volleyball.  I turn the TV on to watch the volleyball, but the girls' asses are what turns me on :D.

Answer 3

Cause women have nicer assess...

Really, idk.  It is probably really just for the better ratings, though.

Answer 4

cuz that would be just too g*y.

i mean, seriously.

Answer 5

Because shorts work just fine. You are right to be suspicious of the explanations people give because the only real reason girls wear bikinis or spandex is s*x appeal. But most girls/women do not want to admit it...