Why don't they name a hurricane after a disaster like Michael Jackson or OJ Simpson?

Question

Why don't they name a hurricane after a disaster like Michael Jackson or OJ Simpson?

Answer 1

They had their chances but they blew it.

Answer 2

I'm going to name the next one after you!

Answer 3

i dunt liek how they name huricanes!! ♥ it ruins the name, an makes it more personal i thenk  

Answer 4

Because that would make it way to easy, it takes them years to come up with the names they pick

Answer 5

Or Britney Spears!

Answer 6

cause Hurricane dirtbag doesnt go over too well on the weather channel

Answer 7

i think they should give them numbers or somethin..

plus its weird that my lil sister has a puppy named Hanna *laughs a lil* shes kinda like a hurricane tho