Why don't you bathe?

Question

Why don't you bathe?

Answer 1

how do  know i dont bathe ,i bathe twice dailyyy

Answer 2

Because god did not create water for our polluting. Why should I remove what he put on me? I know that every rainfall is god pissing on the earth, and every splotch of mud is god's s**t... but he put it on me, and I should bask in his coolness

Answer 3

I bathe. I'm just afraid of using soap ever since one time soap went up my private and when i went to the bathroom, it felt like someone was trying to yank it off. Ow. Oh and that guy who was first to answer.

Wow. That is a really big insult to God.

Answer 4

Well to answer this question...last year our water pipes froze and busted.  And we are in the process of replacing the broken water lines.  Until we get the water lines repaired and replaced we can not take a bath.