Why dont any lunchbags/boxes come with Flasks??

Question

Do they just expect people to go out and buy the flask separately?? They should be included with the lunchbag/box, maybe offer discounts for certain kinds of liquor.

Like, I could go out and buy a Spongebob Squarepants Lunchbox with a Patrick flask, and there would be a coupon inside for $2.00 off a liter of Jack Daniels.

Any other ideas?

Answer 1

What A Fantastic Idea!!! Your a genius.

Answer 2

Yes, and they should have a secret compartment for it, too. And a cloaking device, so teachers will think you're just REALLY excited and giddy over your juice box.

Answer 3

just put a twist off bottle of wine in it instead, then you have one less thing to lose.  tba