Why dont british people WASH their arses after going to the toilet??

Question

i mean they only WIPE it, thats gross. all over the world people wash it apart from them....:S

Answer 1

It's because we eat healthy diets full of pork,wheat and fruit so we don't muck our arses up like others who have to wash theirs. We are well potty trained unlike some nations I know. So,if you have the need to wash your **** after going to the toilet,may I suggest that you go see a gastrointestinal surgeon to determine the cause of your anguish. Too much chilli could also be problematic. Also,as Christians,we worry more about what comes out our mouths than out our arses. Some people simply talk $hit but maybe have to wash their arses where they should be washing their mouths out.

Answer 2

All over the world? Um, not true kiddo!

Answer 3

Brit & not guilty yr. honour. Wheres your research? Make a good phd subject though.  

Answer 4

british people are certainly not the only ones that don't. Besides, how do you know what people do? Do you go and check?

Answer 5

How dare you assume that all British people do not know to douche their bottoms after use of a toilet. I assure you, sir, I am British through and through...and always have a handy 'wet' one in my bag for such occasions!

Answer 6

What's so gross about wiping? Throughout history most people haven't even had the luxury of toilet paper. I leave it to your imagination as to how they coped.

Get real! You don't know how lucky you are, living in the 21st century!