Why dont driving instructors teach you properly - doing your makeup, on the phone and eating a pie aint easy?

Question

and none of that was covered in my lessons

Answer 1

Get a lady instructor otherwise a man will teach you to pick your nose and eat it and give the finger to other road users ! ;o)

Di x*x

Answer 2

You're sure it wasn't covered?  Under reckless driving maybe?  

Answer 3

Really, I don't think the drivers manual has a chapter on eating while driving, doing make-up while driving, or talking on the cellphone while driving; they are all self-taught, and equally at fault for more and more highway accidents.  

Answer 4

Doing you make up, its a well known fact that doing your make up in the car is the best place to do it, because the light is so much better

Answer 5

Maybe you should start your own driving school? I'm sure it would be very, very popular!

PS You should NEVER eat a pie while doing your makeup!

It's quite, quite dangerous!!

Answer 6

.. huh.. you ought to try all that and have a ciggie too... and have a a few gulps from the voddy bottle!

dunno what we pay em for!!

lol