Why dont we give traffic wardens little scooters so they can travel faster , ?

Question

cover more ground and give more tickets, we could have a national awards evening like the oscars and make the winner famous. Think of all the money.

Answer 1

You are funny and I like YOU!!!!!  Next thing you will be suggesting that we pay the traffic wardens more money, a three day week and 15 weeks annual leave! Hey I think I might apply......

Answer 2

good idea but i wouldn't want a parking ticket =(

Answer 3

Where would they park them?

Answer 4

Your kidding aren't you. why would we make the little freaks more mobile, so they can give drive by tickets. what a horrible idea. I'm upset now.

Answer 5

They already have them round where i live.

Answer 6

Are you on a day release from the local mental asylum?!!

They are bad enough on foot - imagine what they would be like with blooming scooters will you!!

There's bound to be some scooter rage too between them and a poor hapless motorist trying to escape!

Answer 7

Erm, lets not

Answer 8

Its more enviromentally friendly for them to walk!