Why doorh peoplks readed bookies?

Question

no, seriously. whu doos peepple eat b00ooks?'*

Answer 1

so we are clever enough to answer your question.

Answer 2

A phone call is simpler and quicker than a trip to the track.

Or;   Only bookworms eat Readers Digestion.

Answer 3

Cuz they can!  That's why.