Why dosn't the United States Government use Ouija boards to solve problems? Such as terrorist& economical prob

Question

Why dosn't the United States Government use Ouija boards to solve problems? Such as terrorist& economical prob

Answer 1

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!  OUIJA BOARDS?!  HOLY c**p!

Answer 2

Cuz Ouija always says NO!!!!

Answer 3

Because that would ruin all the fun.

Answer 4

Because ouiji boards realease bad spirits. =.=

Answer 5

The magic 8ball is working just fine....thank you very much.

Answer 6

because its fake, i tried it. pendulums are fun though. i say we use pendulums!  

Answer 7

Because Bush would probably freak out about it and hide in his tree house (lol Family Guy)

Answer 8

Lol.  That would be a great idea if the ouija board was up to the task.  However, they don't use them because the ouija board is just a game that you can buy in most toy stores and department stores, an ordinary piece of wood or plastic or cardboard.  It has no supernatural powers.  The people using the ouija board make it work (which, of course, governments might see as a positive feature).  It plays on your mind and imagination and your susceptibilities and beliefs and fears.  It can be scary because the imagination is a powerful thing, and can make you believe just about anything.  Here are a couple of links that discuss ouija boards and how to use them