Why have I never heard Big Brother contestants complain about the lack of books?

Question

Why have I never heard Big Brother contestants complain about the lack of books?

Answer 1

I feel really sorry for "red cross white background".  What a lot he is missing out on.

Answer 2

Maybe they did, but they edited out all the intellectually demanding bits!

They'd rather give them alcohol and deprive them of cigarettes and see what happens.

Answer 3

Probably because they haven't

Answer 4

The contestants usually love books

but they dont need any books at the moment.

because big brother doesn't supply crayons

{edit} seems like 'red cross white background' hasn't got any crayons, either

Answer 5

Books are not allowed

Answer 6

Is it because none of the twats can read?

Answer 7

Not saying that big brother is exciting already but can you imagine how much worse it would be if they had books...

"7.51am John has been reading spot for 5 hours"

it just makes for even more sickening viewing

Answer 8

because if they could read they wouldn't be on that show.

Answer 9

Like goldfish their brains reset every three minutes

Answer 10

because most of them have got a life & don't read books!

books are for sad people!