Why have a tribe of orcs decided to establish a migratory camp in my front yard?

Question

A tribe of about 14 orcs have established what I hope is a temporary camp in my front yard. They are armed with spears and slings and such. Everytime I try to go out to get my mail the orcs attack me and I am forced to run back into the house screaming like a little girl in a high pitched tone. It isn't fair. Why did they choose my front yard? There's lots of houses around here. I feel scared.

Answer 1

If your house didn't have that tower with a giant eye on top, you wouldn't have this problem...

Answer 2

you front yard may look like home to them!!!

Answer 3

because I kicked them out of my yard

Answer 4

Throw them your scraps.

Answer 5

Go in to your garage, get the lawn mower's gas can. Empty it into a bucket.

Go out and drench whoever is closest, and light that baby up! The rest of them will pack up the charred meat and be on their way in no time.