Why haven't they made transporters yet?

Question

.....so I can get from a)the sofa to b)the bed without moving my ar$e?

Answer 1

they have - they are called 'legs'

you mean 'teleporters'? yeah, that would be pretty cool. thats top of my wish list.

Answer 2

what century are you living in the did

Answer 3

Get a sofa-bed.

That's lateral thinking, that is...