Why haven't we invented lions with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?

Question

I need laser-enabled lions for persecution purposes. Please complete ASAP. For science!

Answer 1

Too complicated.

Leave the dolphins with frickin' laser beams on their heads alone.

--Shinigami Ceiling Cat

Answer 2

I have some Iraq lions that are suicidal and prone to play with firecrackers will that do ? I can let them go cheap as they keep blowing up my basement .

Answer 3

Oh, but we have!

Answer 4

d**n.  Your frickin question in frickin R&S was frickin deleted along with my frickin answer.  Frick.

Answer 5

Just as soon as we finish the Cyber-Squirrels. The frick'n Robot Chicken didn't go as planned.

Answer 6

I tried, but the lions would only use the lasers as pointers in a power point presentation!  Strange, I know.  But that's the way it goes.  Might I suggest trying rats, as they are very abundant in New York.