Why introduce Carbon credits when Dihydrogen Monoxide is posing a greater threat to our health and saftey ?

Question

http://www.dhmo.org/

With the current push to bring us into carbon credits, I belive we are ignoring the real threat to the eviroment.

Answer 1

Shhhhh....with global warming having ended 10 years ago, the zealots are desperate enough to latch on to this one.  It'll take another 3-5 years to calm THAT mass-hysteria down!

Answer 2

Haha, funny joke.  Gee, I've never, ever heard it before.

For those who don't get it, dhmo = water

Answer 3

Another thought, electric cars emit water. I think this could kill us all. maybe our brilliant Supreme Court could rule that water vapor is a pollutant.

Answer 4

Does it mean my study area would get more funding if DMHO would become categorized as a hazardous chemical?  If that's the case. . . then, yes, we need to be more concerned about it.

Otherwise, I'll be off to go test some water samples now.

Answer 5

The thing is not even the scientist know what is truely causing global warming. Scientist even aggree that even if they knew what caused it, they are not sure how to stop it. Al Gore is not the authority on this matter. (sorry he isnt)

Carbon credits are a way not only to make money off of guilt, but it isnt helping anyone but those who have these carbon credit sites open!! There are no guidelines on this carbon Credits stuff so they can use the money on ANYTHING!!! Al Gore has his own Carbon Credit site too.

Human beings only make up 3% of the world global warming problem! Volcanos cause more damage than anything at a whopping 30-40%!!!

Did it ever occure to anyone that this is a natural stage of our earths evolution? No, we dont see that because we always have to save something. I feel bad for the polar bears but nobody felt bad in the 80's right? Now that it is a reality, everyone wants to go green. It is more of a fasion statement than a act of true integrity.

Answer 6

I know this question is an (old) joke, but in all seriousness, water vapor is a feedback, not a forcing.

I love how I'd rather be waterboarding thinks the Supreme Court is "alarmists", including Anthony Kennedy, who was appointed by Ronald Reagan.

Answer 7

You're absolutely right.  Dihydrogen monoxide is EVERYWHERE.  It's corrosive, unsafe in large quantities, nearly impossible to remove and becomes an airborne gas when heated.  It's got to stop!!!

Answer 8

The first 99 times this was posted it was humorous now its just boring.

Answer 9

Ha!  :)

Answer 10

Making water a pollutant is probably the next step in the global warming religion.

They've already classified CO2 as a pollutant and it's a harmless gas that feeds plants.  But then we know why they do it.  It's to be able to tax it.

If that engine that runs on water ever succeeds, expect the environmentalists to classify water as hazardous.  They just hate progress so much.