Why is Capellos eyebrows as verdantly forested as the woodworms of my most sombre dreams?

Question

Why is Capellos eyebrows as verdantly forested as the woodworms of my most sombre dreams?

Answer 1

Possibly a genetic defect. On the bright side, it's not one of those life-threatening/debilitating genetic defects.  

Answer 2

You should stop eating cheese before bedtime.

Answer 3

because he's italian and they always have bushy eyebrows

Answer 4

This has got to be the most weirdest, but funniest worded question i have answered on the Football Section in a very very long time !!!

I suggest you think nice thoughts before you go to sleep, and perhaps have  a nice milky drink, so as not to dream of Woodworms in future.

As for Capello's eyebrows, ha ha, yes very dense forestation going on there!!

Star for making me laugh! (and to show my contacts this wonderful Q !)

Answer 5

LOL.

because he's Capello.