Why is Captain Morgan bothering me..?

Question

I just drank a Captain Morgan Spiced Rum & Coke and I'm having pains and burning in my stomach? What is this? I drink other rum like Bacardi Rum and even Scotch.. how come the Captain Morgan is bothering me?

Answer 1

because captain morgan is a hypocrite and its hypocrisy is conflicting with your inner self. just the symbol of the stuff is ridiculous. "This cartoon depiction of a raping/murdering pirate wants you to drink responsibly!"

Answer 2

Why are you asking this question to people that mostly are not doctors, call the hospital and ask them the question. They will give you a better answer. maybe charge you a bit, but none the less give you a correct answer  

Answer 3

Nothing needs to be added to spiced rum.If it is then it clashes with the Captain. Sort of like adding sugar to coca cola and drinking it. The Captain is best drank in a big old glass bottomed pewter mug with wild women wrapped around the drinker and music of the sea in his ear.Musty,dark,cool tavern with shady characters and loose women is likely to be the best place to rumble or get laid.Roll me a fat one, pour me a tall one, and give me a hot one. Life is good.

Answer 4

Alcohol sometimes has a burning effect on the digestive system. Maybe the Captain is having some fun.