Why is Garrison Keillor so ugly?

Question

I have been listening to A Prairie Home Companion fairly regularly for the last twelve years (I am nineteen) and I think it is a pretty good show. I have gotten many laughs from it, and I appreciate its musical and literary talents as well.

Several years ago, I got Mr. Keillor's book "Lake Wobegon, Summer 1956" for Christmas, and it had his picture on the inside of the dust jacket. Now, I know nobody looks like you expect them to on the radio, but d**n!

So, has aging been unkind to Mr. Keillor, or does he perhaps have some sort of disease that lends itself to facial deformities? Perhaps he is simply unattractive... which I confess to being as well. What's up with his face?

Answer 1

He has a face for radio man, have you not heard that expression? Good show, I admit I am a fan but Garrison and I dont see eye to eye on the President.  When George Bush leaves the Whitehouse, I will probably start listening to and sending money to Public Radio.  I dont care for Garrison's Bush Bashing.  I think it's wreckless to make fun of the leader of your own country regardless of your party.

Answer 2

Hehe, I think he's within the limits of normality...

Besides, if he were attractive, I think his material would suddenly start to cloy.