Why is Kobe Bryant tasting Shaquille O'Neal?

Question

i think Kobe should stop tasting Shaq's A.S.S. because it's really unhealthy for him. what if Shaq farted while Kobe was tasting him? the methane gas from Shaq's f**t could give Kobe serious brain damage. and what if Kobe accidentally licked and swallowed some of the p**p left on Shaq's buttcrack? he could get poisoned!! someone should tell Kobe to stop because it's really dangerous to go around tasting other peoples' butts.

Answer 1

Kobe ain't tasting Shaq's ***, but he'll be kicking it when the season starts

Answer 2

Aww man.........that was maybe the funniest thing I ever read, I can't even answer I'm laughin to hard!!! I like Kobe but that was FUNNY

Hey answer mine: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 3

that's the only way kobe knows how to win a title... shaq's *** was the only weapon he had during the playoffs when the lakers won all those championships...  i heard kobe be creeping into shaq's house at night to steal his used up toilet paper...  how else can you explain how the lakers made it to the finals this year...

Answer 4

I agree that's how Kobe contracted mad cow disease. It has lead to all his fans being infected. They will all end up mentally retarded

Answer 5

Lmao. Where'd you get the part where Kobe smells Shaq's f**t?

Answer 6

How do u know all this u psot so many thing sabout Kobe. Do u follow him all day or something. jealous that he's married to someone else not u?? Kobe too good for shaq. He's not tasting it he kickign it. And will next year and the next.

AHAHAHA

Answer 7

The only one who tastes Shaq's @ss is me!

Think Happy Thoughts!

Answer 8

you have a creepy addiction  

Answer 9

Get over it little girl, its you who are tasting his @$$, just because he's da best it doesn't mean that, you can make fun of a hall of famer. So stop crying that he  has done the stuff, don't be a baby, and don't be jealeaus of how many championship ring he has, and you only have ZERO, one less than that Paula Picks his Pierce boy.