Why is Obama demanding a "first time used" 5 second delay during Bill Clinton's live speech tonight?

Question

Is Obama trying to shut up Bill Clinton? Obama is just a tyrant! Oh, my God, Obama could impose marshall law in the US if he gets mad! Look how tolerant W. was to Muslins after 9/11. What would Obama do if he has these powers?

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Former President Bill Clinton's speech at the Democratic National Convention in Denver Wednesday night will be broadcast on a five-second delay similar to that used to screen callers on talk radio programs, party officials confirmed today.

The five-second delay, customarily used to censor callers who might use profanity or other unacceptable speech on a radio show, has never before been used in the broadcast of a speech by a former President of the United States, experts believe.

But convention planners, nervous that Mr. Clinton might depart from his prepared remarks in an unacceptable way, said that they were using the delay "just in case."

See the link:

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0808/borowitz082608.php3

Answer 1

Outrageous censorship

Answer 2

I think you're serious. You fell for a joke. Andy Borowitz has a website where he writes satirical, Onion-style "news" reports. This is one of them.  

Answer 3

it is all part of the biased media to help elect an inept person to the presidency of the USA they want Obama under any circumstance

Answer 4

It's funny that NOWHERE in your link does it say Obama, NOT ONCE!!! Yet you go off on saying Obama would impose martial law if he got mad??? WTF dude! Learn to read.

I am more offended about what McCain said about Obama's kids in another Borowitz story:

But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats," Sen. McCain said today.

Oh...I do have a sense of humor and do know Borowitz was going for humor in both articles.