Why is Santa so jolly?

Question

Because he knows where all the bad girls live

Answer 1

LMAO but I'd be surprised if he can even get laid.

Answer 2

hhahahhaha good one! what a pedo santa is

Answer 3

Lol. 'cuz he's around toys and elves all the time!

Answer 4

i was gunna say..  "hoe hoe hoe"  ?

Answer 5

lol I was going to say because he's always pepped up on sugar from all those cookies...but I like yours better.

Answer 6

lol.. nasty

Answer 7

twas not funny.

Answer 8

cuzz he's g*y.

Answer 9

lmao

Answer 10

in that case hes fu*ked coz he only cums once a year

Answer 11

wow..lol

Answer 12

Haha!! He see u when ur sleeping!!!

Answer 13

cant believe i took the time to click on this

Answer 14

no it's cus all the snow at the north pole is actually crack

Answer 15

i`ve always wondered this. probably because he only works one day a year,but boy does he have to go it some .

there`s a guy who lives on the same block as me who resembles santa in every way exept the red suit, and he`s totally miserable 24/7/364 .

i stopped believing in this happy guy when i was 42 because he told me to, but i still have to keep up the pretence for the children`s sake, this gets harder as they get older.

i`ll keep my promise to him , just as long as he remembers that he owes me : a train set , some spiderman stickers and a climbing frame

or it`s you`re really Tim allen ,time ,pal

carry on enjoying christmas, it`s agreat time for family , eating , dancing and being merry,and above all, Jesus` birthday

best wishes  tony.d

Answer 16

Ha Ha!!

Answer 17

IDK he's kinda creepy if you really think about it if some old man knew where I lived,if I was sleeping or awake, and let me sit on his lap \I'm thinking S=T-A-L-K-E-R

Answer 18

Hmmm... he always struck me as a bad boy type of guy... ;)

Answer 19

good one, i was gunna say cuz tons of ppl jingle his bells lol