Why is an Express Train like a otrich?

Question

Why is an Express Train like a otrich?

Answer 1

Flies like the wind.

Answer 2

Don`t know. If it was an expres it would  also have an S missing?

Answer 3

Your question belongs in the "Jokes & Riddles" section. Just because it contains the word "train" does not mean it belongs in the "Transportation" category.

Answer 4

They're both fast.

They both can eviscerate you.

An ostrich is a 'tall running bird' and an express train is a ba... Nah, that's how they differ... never mind.

But, acually, it is because they both get the "High Balls."

Thought you could trip up poor ol' Hoghead, huh?