Why is everyone confusing quantum physics with p**n?

Question

I see and hear everyone talking about this 'hard-on collider' that's gonna make a black hole.

What's the score?

Answer 1

Misspelled words to make a pun are generally considered a low level form of humour.

Hadron is not hard-on.

Answer 2

The score is, that you have not read the community rules...  

Answer 3

Yes, the fear is that the collision of two hard ons at close to the speed of light will produce a giant sphincter that will engulf the Earth.

Answer 4

Oh, the shame!  What's the world coming to?

Answer 5

The score is 1-0  

Answer 6

It's Hadron, not hard-on, ya Bonehead.

. . . Of course I realize now that the question was an attempt at humor. On the juvenile side but I'll give ya a B-.

Answer 7

Hard-on seems like p**n, but what the collider resembles??