Why is everytime you see a fit bird when your out always taken when u chat them up?

Question

Why is everytime you see a fit bird when your out always taken when u chat them up?

Answer 1

what a spiffing jefftastic style question. dont chatt just bite there bums and make a barppum sound! she`ll love, he might not tho.

Answer 2

It's an easy way to get rid of a guy you are not interested in.

Answer 3

becouse your always with your g*y mates ? sometimes that makes a bird think your wasting there time.

try more of you lipstick and short skirts

shave too ( legs )

Answer 4

do you think fit birds wont already have blokes to dine out with?

Answer 5

H U H ???

Answer 6

because u r doing it all wrong. they say this to get ride of u, maybe they r , most of them r not. try harder. chat them up to where?, try talking to them. don't just stop anygirl on the street.

Answer 7

Maybe it coz you describe them as fit birds.

Answer 8

Coz u can't speak properly ?

Answer 9

Fit Birds = More men chat them up = More chance that they will be taken!

Answer 10

they might just be sayingt that so you wont think their desperate

Answer 11

becuase if you talk like you type, they're going to be long gone!

Answer 12

Because all the fit birds see the good looking guys first.

Answer 13

probably cos they dont like you

Answer 14

maybe thats just what they tell you !

Answer 15

suprised with your oral talents

Answer 16

We just tell men that if we don't like them, to get rid of them!

Answer 17

Because they probably think your a misogynistic idiot...oh I can't see why!!!, and a note to self, we do not take too kindly to being called birds as we do not have a beak, wings or feathers. Women do not like being chatted up we like being talked to, for your information this is when two or more people have a conversation that isn't merely a ploy on your behalf to get us into bed. If you ask us a question be prepared to listen to the answer. And a word of caution chat up lines are pathetic and only prove your too shallow to bother with.

Answer 18

Thats just what they say to you.