Why is it so bloody hot in Vancouver!?!?

Question

Don't actually answer this question with "Because the sun is... or whatever. And no one say global warming, that's getting annoying.

Tell you what, I'll give 10 points to the person with the most entertaining answer.

Good? Wicked. I hate the d**n summer.

Answer 1

There's some nice time sharing condos in Antartica, I hear.  That should cool you nads a tad.

Answer 2

well, as the ice is melting the natural pattren of the water coming to or near vancuver is disturbed and insted of bringing cold water/air it is bringing hot water/air. anyway how hot can it get? try living in california

Answer 3

global warming?........too much population?

Answer 4

God gave you this bloody heat to make up for the bloody cold you had last winter.

Answer 5

A ridge of high pressure has been pumping hot air from the Desert Southwest of the U.S. The jet stream has lifted to the NWT/Yukon border in Western Canada, which is why all areas in southern Canada between Victoria and Winnipeg are experiencing the first real heatwave of the season.

Nature always balances things out. There is a trough (low pressure) aloft over Ontario and Quebec, pumping cool Arctic air down there. Check out the weather in Toronto. It's cool, relatively speaking.

I know you asked for a humorous answer but you already got a bunch of them. Someone may really want to know the mechanics behind the weather.

Answer 6

Because my dad farted, His farts are the cause of world poverty ;_; ... cows produce a ton of pollution, methane spurts from their behinds, they're a factual cause, because cows can't control their farting, I think my dad's a cow

Answer 7

puh-lease..have you ever been to texas? 23rd day of 3-digit heat..

bah! i've lived in california! that's nothing..dry heat is better than humidity any day

Answer 8

because the moons in the house of capricorn